I am really confused

[jpnut]

Does anyone else witness things that just seem like they aren't right or you think that you are seeing things? I mean I always try to do the right things, I'm kind (somethings), courteous, helpful (on occation). Why is it I run into things that just don't seem possible?

Well here is my story, I've waited to post it because I figured no one would believe me and you would insist on drug testing. So here I was going home after a day at work. I pull off of the paved road onto the dirt road which we live off of. I check the mail and get back in the TJ and start down the road. I usually take it easy because it is either dusty or deer run out in front of you. For those of you who know "where" I live, it's pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. As I round the corner, I am stuck by this odd site. There in front of me bending over the front of a 4 wheeler is a lady in a blue and white bikini looking at something on the front of her green atv. Now normally I see the hunter types riding around on their ATV's but not today. She turns around as she hears me driving down the road then drags the atv off the road into the grass so she would be out of my way. I can't tell what she looks like because she is wearing a full face motocross helmet. I wave as I go by and she waves back. She then gets on the atv and drives off. This is not the typical person that you run into in the country. All I can say is weird but I did make sure that I at least looked to make sure what color her bikini was so when I told Diane about it she wouldn't be wondering where I was looking. ;D

[toynrnd]

How big?

[jpnut]

toynrnd said:

How big?

I'm not falling for that. You will have to provide more information in your question. If you were speaking of age, adult.

[toynrnd]

How big was the ATV, gutter mind!

[bensredyj]

WOW that is strange, must have been one of the locals down the the river for a swim I guess. BUT Safety first on wearing a helmet, thats a rare site itself.

[jpnut]

Well a Helmet and flip flops.

As far as the ATV, I would say at least a 400cc model but then I don't know a lot about ATV's. But while my mind is in the gutter, she wasn't a heffer. Go ahead call me names and Lyle can edit my post if need be.

[Lyle]

Jonathan....

WHY don't you carry a digital camera with you out there??

and... oh yeah... WHY didn't you stop to render assistance??

[jpnut]

I think that I would have a little more explaining to do to Diane if I was to come home with pictures of said topic plus the female in question probably wouldn't appreciate an inpromptu photo session. Besides I would hate to be telling a story of how I got beat up by a girl in a bikini

She seemed startled by me driving by as it was and as I looked in my rear view mirror (and almost drove off the road) she was getting back on the ATV like she was going to drive off.